The Town Bat and the Country Bat

There was a bat, a town bat, named Scraper, who went to visit his cousin in the country.  His cousin, Sky, welcomed him heartily.  He offered him the best fruit that he had.  Sky offered him apples, bananas, and pears.  The two bats flew off to the

town. Sky and Scraper went to buy groceries.  Suddenly,
they heard hooting and screeching.  Sky said, "Wh-wh-wh-what is that?" "It is only the owls," replied Scraper.  He continued, "Do you like the music at the bar?"  Just then the door flew open!  In comes an owlet.  Immediately the bats flew away.

The End
(Story revised by Josiah Sponsler)